It actually freaking happened.

I mean, for real. It seems like it was only yesterday we were openly loving the fact that Donald Trump was actually running for President and taking place in (mostly hilarious) debates that were supposed to be taken seriously. We all figured it would last a couple weeks and he’d go back to firing Latoya Jackson and Mark McGrath and all would be right in the world.

But something else happened. Donald Trump is now, legit, running for President of the United States. And you know what? He may beat Hillary Clinton. You could be spending the next 4-8 years saying the words ‘President Trump’ far more often than you ever imagined. Sad!

And everyone is ready for what’s coming next, right? I know I’m ready. I didn’t pour all of those hours into Celebrity Apprentice for all those years to not be ready for the next move.


We’re days away from this man being named his running mate and thus, possibly being the next Vice President of the United States.


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Move over Selina Meyer.

Not only that, who is ready for some White House Apprentice? We’re months away from President Trump gathering some of the biggest names in American politics and teaming them together, only to leave one standing to celebrate as the confetti drops from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.


Slick Willy Clinton

Colin Powell

Sarah Palin

George Dubya Bush

Joe Biden

Carly Fiorina

Dick Cheney

Elizabeth Warren

Trace Adkins


Now that’s a cast. It’s arguably as high profile as this crew.


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So as a long time fan of The Apprentice and Celebrity Apprentice, I’m ready. It’s an even bigger bonus if Ivanka is the third judge at the table.


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“You’re here at the Trump-White House for your first challenge. My good friends from Home Depot are here, what are we going to do today guys?”


“Thanks, Donald. Your task today is going to be to build a wall.”


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